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  1. June 18th, 2011 #1
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    Cool I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    I think any culture where drinking is part of it understands that people will do crazy stuff, and Russians are no different. Russians are notorious for drinking which is why their stuff reflects the toughness to it in my opinion.

    Anyway, I don't have any pics to show what I did. But, let's just say that my Vostok Amphibian passed with flying colors. It even keeps great time still.

    Now I don't have to baby my Vostok Amphibian like I always do with my newest watch.

    By the way, my metal flashlight passed too. It has some pretty deep marks from the metal bezel on the watch.
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    My daily five watches.

    G-Shock MTG930DA-8V, G-Shock GW-5600J-1, Citizen Eco-Drive BM8180-03E, G-Shock Riseman GW9200-1, and a Vostok Amphibia with a Russian Navy missile ship and a Russian Tank on a stainless steel oyster watch band.

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  3. June 18th, 2011 #2
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    Laughing Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Shocks Are Cool. View Post
    I think any culture where drinking is part of it understands that people will do crazy stuff, and Russians are no different. Russians are notorious for drinking which is why their stuff reflects the toughness to it in my opinion.

    Anyway, I don't have any pics to show what I did. But, let's just say that my Vostok Amphibian passed with flying colors. It even keeps great time still.

    Now I don't have to baby my Vostok Amphibian like I always do with my newest watch.

    By the way, my metal flashlight passed too. It has some pretty deep marks from the metal bezel on the watch.
    Now try running it over with a Lada station wagon. On second thought you might just break the Lada!
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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    Gotta break it in somehow!
    One has to be tough to hang with the G's.
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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    I have this mental picture of the entire process.....and I'm laughing my A** off!! It's super cool that it stood up to the torture!!
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    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "....I drank what?"

    I look inside myself and see my heart is black, I see my red door and it has been painted black. Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts, It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black.

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

    Close the door, put out the light. You know they won't be home tonight. The snow falls hard and don't you know? The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
    They're wearing steel that's bright and true They carry news that must get through. They choose the path where no-one goes. They hold no quarter.
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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    imagine someone who got drunk, and started to beat his watch with a flashlight...do you get the image?


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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.



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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    This is proof of the theory that 'redneck' is a state of mind and not a product of where you were born!! Lol!!!
    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "....I drank what?"

    I look inside myself and see my heart is black, I see my red door and it has been painted black. Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts, It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black.

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

    Close the door, put out the light. You know they won't be home tonight. The snow falls hard and don't you know? The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
    They're wearing steel that's bright and true They carry news that must get through. They choose the path where no-one goes. They hold no quarter.
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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    That's the proper utilization of a Russian watch. They are designed specifically with drunk customers in mind.
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    Re: I got drunk and decided to beat my Vostok Amphibian with a metal flashlight.

    I think you misunderstood the concept of breaking in a watch.

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