So the question becomes, then, what watch is appropos when you're unattired? I assume waterproof or resistant is rather mandatory, but do you match the strap with a certain mole color, or perhaps prominent hair color, or is it considered accessorizing, and you're looking for a dial that flatters your eyes? Is a big watch appropriate, but perhaps unflattering to anatomy, and is that a proportion that one should consider?
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