Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[romeo-1]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw thekeg

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

[GGD]

Gold

[moishlashen]

[ttomczak]

Thats great!!!

[moishlashen]

p.s. glad you got a hockey referance in there-perfect.

[T Bone]

Great post

ETA: Go Wings!!!

[snoballz]

Love the last one! "Let's go Rangers!"

[cdnwatchguy]

A couple of years ago. It was colder in late December when my car thermometer read -32C. (and it reads a little high).

[David Woo]

I sent this to a buddy in BC, he didn't think it was funny at all, lol!
DW

[kiwidj]

wtf?!?!