Do you and friends/family have any odd phrases or "non words" that you like to use?

[coombsfh]

Further to a programme I heard on BBC Radio 4 I was thinking today...
Do you have any odd words or phrases that you and your family or friends use? It could be a word used out of context or perhaps a completely made up word. It might be something you use at work, something you grunt whilst training - anything.
Having consdered this in the shower today me and my friends use the following:

Moist- Used in the place of good/spectactacular/excellent/attractive. Eg, "She is moist" or "This meal is moist".

Highly succulent- again, used to replace good/spectactacular/excellent/attractive. Eg, "Today I saw a highly succulent Aston Martin".

Whim Diddley- A noise of delight or exertion, usually shouted!

Spewing- Used to replace angry/fuming/livid. Often asked as a greeting. Eg, "Are you spewing?"

Reaping- Usually used to oppose the notion that one is "spewing". Often used to represent that one is pleased. Eg, Q- "Are you spewing?" A- "Reaping actually"

Destroying- Performing a task well and with great gusto. Whether this be eating quickly whilst enjoying it or used as a blanket term for "getting on well with another in an amorous fashion".

Sampling- If a friend is getting to know someone they like and displaying this fact physically then sampling is used as a polite and non-graphic representation of this. It may have many permutations covering all of the "bases". "Destroying" may also be used...

Whomping- Used to convey desperation. Also used to represent hitting something very hard, usually with a stick. Eg, "I am whomping for the toilet..." or "Wow, he gave that a good, stern whomping..."

Whop- To do somthing in a fast, enthusiastic or careless fashion. Also used to mean "hit" Eg, "Oh, just whomp it in there" or "

Despite being a student I like messing about with language, especially since I am so constrained in terms of creativity doing a BSc where everything has a name and a place and an order.

Do you lot have any odd little phrases that you are willing to share?

[SnapIT]

I got a gazillion of em!

[coombsfh]

I got a gazillion of em!

That's good to know...in terms of transferability they are rubbish but with the right people and in the right context, they are fine.

[ulackfocus]

Hesculation - the hesitation you do before stepping on an escalator.

Doberboy - a miniature doberman (my parent's neighbors had one - funny little dog that acted tough until you confronted it and it peed on the spot)

[coombsfh]

I live Hesculation...brilliant