In this Christmas season, methinks it's only proper to help each other out with some tips on how to best secure our own little private gifts.
1. The Sock Drawer.
PROS - you know that pair you never wear, they just sit there through the ages, - slip away that new vintage Rolex or Omega in there for safe-keeping.
CONS - One day she throws away your old socks.
2. Safe Deposit Box.
PROS - you can load that bad boy up to the brim, plenty of room for new stock!
CONS - One day she sees your bill for Safe Deposit Box, demands to know what is in it.
3. Broiler portion of the Stove.
PROS - she never actually uses the stove for anything, this is a seemingly the perfect place.
CONS - One day the heating system dies and she ignites the stove to keep herself and Pookie the dog warm.
I'm sure others can contribute but whatever your course of action - best of luck!