The Theory of Relativity: How long an hour is depends on which side of the bathroom door you happen to be on.
Damn. I'm still at work and you guys are making me thirsty.
"When the shadow of the sash appeared in the curtains it was between seven and eight o'clock and then I was in time again, hearing the watch. It was Grandfather's and when Father gave it to me he said I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire.... I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it."
--William Faulkner, The Sound and the Fury (1929)
Just rewatched Season 1 of True Detective and decided I needed some Lone Star in appreciation of Matthew McConaugHeyHeyHey.
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