I found this little "Gem" at the local Wal-Mart; I can't remember if it cost me $1 or $2. This, ladies and gentlemen of fine watch collecting taste, is a G-star:
Please note the workmanship that went into this piece. This is the much-coveted Super-Sport "Speedmaster" model, with three non-functional circles that look pretty. Believe it or not, it actually keeps pretty good time.
Any more out there?