i once worked in an office in Ghana where some nitwit had installed a striplight above a ceiling fan, creating a permanent stobe effect (tough on me, hell on epileptics). okay, this is hypothetical. let us suppose that one was compelled (say, for tax reasons or insanity) to lose a fortune and he decided to design, make and market a moderately expensive watch guaranteed to put him out of business.
what elements would go into the world's stupidest upmarket-ish watch? what name would it have? what watchworks inside? what size and weight? of what material would the case be made? what ridiculous or useless complications? what design features? what marketing niche? what aspects might it borrow from existing watches (even if they are otherwise half-decent products)? what would the dial and face look like? here is our chance, folks, to strike an horological blow in favour of sheer idiocy.