I've had someone ask me, and I just replied a boring "no, I don't wear fake watches," but I'd like to have something more clever lined up to say. Any ideas?
Also, what do you say if someone tacky asks you the cost? It's OK for my close friends to ask, and I will answer them honestly, but there are certain people that I don't think should ask, and I don't want to tell. They can google it if they really want to know.