As we all know, everyone looks at us like madmen because we spend so much money on watches while they are content with owning one. Meanwhile, we think they're crazy for precisely the same reason.*
What's the funniest comment(s) that someone else has made about your watch? It could be from a wife, husband, boy/girlfriend, co-worker, boss, classmate, salesman, or even a complete stranger.
I was once sitting nonchalantly in class when my friend sitting next to me pointed at the silver side of my G-Shock and exclaimed,"DUDE! What's that, a detonator?"
I simply replied by saying,"Don't be silly".
Then I pointed to the red button on the other side of my watch and said,"THAT'S the detonator".
*Paraphrased from Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.