I'll probably get blasted for this, but that's what I live for around here..., it seems.
I have thought about a career change, which is sort of ridiculous because I haven't worked for the last 2-3 years, but I think I have come up with the perfect job.
I am going to be a "Watch Counselor" for all of these poor souls on all of the watch forums.
The ones that state and ask...:
They can't decide which watch to purchase, does this one look too big on me, is this one too small for me, your watch pictured with some kind of booze or alcohol, your watch pictured with some type of food (guilty), Help... I'm addicted to watches, all of the enablers on here, I'm not satisfied with my collection, I went into the local AD's and I was mistreated, someone insulted my watch, someone didn't comment on my watch (boo-hoo), my watch is worth more than my bosses, my watch is worth less than my bosses... should I be concerned? They have replaced one addiction (cigarettes, alcohol, sex, etc.) for another - watches. Which watch is sexier and will get me the most dates, which watch will have the opposite effect? Did I overpay for this watch? I saw this watch on someone I don't like, what do I do? I wish watch prices were not so expensive, which watch for my 1st mechanical watch, which watch for my 1st luxury watch, which watch for my first automatic? I hate what this person or group of people are wearing and it drives me nuts. Recommend a watch for me to wear with _____ _____ such & such outfit because I can't figure it out on my own and need a stylist or butler... or a counselor! I could go on and on (trust me) but I don't want to lose more readers than I already have. All of these are true concerns and questions that have been brought up at one time or another on this or other forums.
I have never seen a hobby with such phobias in my entire life (and I'm into a lot of different hobbies/stuff other than watches)!
I know I'll get rich and be able to wear some of those watches I only dream of. We have a lot of problems on these sites and I know I can help you work thru them and for the bargain price of... well, that will have to be determined once we meet or talk and I can get a feel for your economic situations. Of course I will be very professional, discreet, and treat my clients with the utmost respect (unless they wear G-Schlocks - then I would insist on an intervention).
Where needed, we can do group therapies - otherwise known as GTG's.
OK, I think I'm through... I'll get my hat and coat. Please feel free to PM me for any of your watch related psychoses/counseling... (oh man, my inbox is going to fill up..., rubbing hands together).
I'll be posting in f381 any-day now...