Wow. Okay. I never imagined that the one watch to set my mind at ease would be this brick on a bracelet. I bought its little brother the other day, and I loved it so much that I decided to go all-in on a G Shock and bought the GWG-1000 MB6 Mudmaster. The GG-1000 (this thing's little brother) has a place in my heart in that it introduced me to the one watch that would set my mind at ease, but the GG-1000 did not have all of the features that I COULD have if I settled for a permanent daily wearer. Before this Mudmaster, my mind would immediately race to the next acquisition every time I bought a watch. But now, I'm perfectly content and happy with my collection because of this watch, despite it being everything I dislike about watches: over 42mm, quartz, obnoxious, plastic, made somewhere other than Switzerland or Japan, fat, ugly, Invicta like.
Coming in at the size of a blue whale lug to lug, this Mudmaster is as wide and thick as your mum. Put her on a rubber band and try to put that on your wrist- yeesh. It's scary and obnoxious looking. And like your mum, everyone's going to notice and mostly in a bad way. A small handful of guys will like her because of a chubby fetish, but the rest of the world is probably thinking she could lose a pound or ten. But boy oh boy, can she cook and clean.
I am a diver, a caver, a hiker, an outdoors man, and more. Although I am a desk diver by profession, I like getting my hands dirty working around my property and always remodeling different parts of my home. This is the only watch I trust to handle all of the above and not hurt my feelings if I wreck it and get it dirty.
This thing is a mega tool packed into a wrist brick that does not wear half bad on my wrist, and I love tools (not the a**holes). I am not going to get into the specs, because those can be easily found around the interwebs, but I can say that I can use almost everything that is featured on this watch, especially the mud resistance. If you have ever been caving, things get muddy. Real muddy. And in the event I walk up upon some beautiful women mud wrestling, I want to be able to get in deep and break them up.
You see, I compare this watch with a Glock. Ugly as hell but when I need to rely on something, I will always carry a Glock despite having BBQ 1911s and shiny wheel guns. Man, it feels good to own this watch.