Browsing through my picture archive, I came across this:
Aside from a 1950s Bucherer, which I gave to a good friend (it's not pictured), this is what entered my "collection" last year. Kudos if you recognize them all.
Luckily, I'm completely clean this year, aside from a vintage Longines that was given to me.
I'd like to think that I'm not totally crazy, but this photo suggests otherwise.