Of course the kind hearted amongst you fellow brethren would thus protest that watch snobbery is never justifiable. But wait and listen to my little tale.
A coworker recently bought herself a lovely Casio. It wasn't anything crazy fancy but it was adorable.
When I spotted it, I exclaimed OH that's so cool! A gold FW91. She smiled modestly and told me about her watch. Thereupon another coworker jumped right in, waved his Junkers open-heart, and started proclaiming about how his GERMAN watch was mechanical and superior. Totally unsolicited opinions. The poor lady was shocked as she was quite pleased with her Casio.
I laughed and said "don't worry, that's not really a real German watch." And I said to him "put that away and get a real German watch."