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    The most interesting man in the world...

    The comercial is hilarious, but im curious to see what we at WUS can come up with +10 if its about his watch.....


    (*Here are some just to get us started......DISCLAIMER........................... .................................................. ............I got these from another site*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    He has never lost a sock.

    He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

    His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

    He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

    When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

    Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

    If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

    His shirts never wrinkle.

    He is left-handed. And right-handed.

    Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

    He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

    You can see his charisma from space.

    The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

    He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

    When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

    If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

    His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

    His blood smells like cologne.

    On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

    He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

    His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

    His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

    Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris > The most interesting man in the world

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    Quote Originally Posted by TorzJohnson View Post
    Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris > The most interesting man in the world
    I love your avatar Tor will always be Inspector Dan Clay from Plan 9, and Abou Ben from Abbott and Costello.
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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    OK, I'll play........

    He wears a watch but he's always on time.

    His watch is a manual but he never needs to wind it.

    The atomic clock adjusts to his time.

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    People sync their watches to his internal clock.
    Collection
    The Keepers: Breitling Superocean Steelfish, Doxa Sub 300 Professional (50th anniversay reissue, #299/300), Omega Speedmaster Professional, Scurfa Diver One, Shinola Runwell 47mm, Tissot Quadrato Chrono

    The Flipped: Too many to count...


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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    When he walks into an auditorium, he gets the standing ovation.

    During a thunderstorm, he strikes the lightening.

    When he robs a bank, he holds himself for hostage and gets away with it.

    His watch asks him what time it is.

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    "He never forgets his lines when filming a commercial"

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    He doesn't wear a watch because he uses the sun and moon to tell the time...to the exact minute.

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    stay thirsty my friends.................I'm gonna have a beer.

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    Re: The most interesting man in the world...

    His quartz watches never need a new battery, they run off the power of his personality.

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