I'll break the ice with this monstrosity, complete with meaningless subdials and gratuitous logos aplenty:
Bought in the twilight years of the 20th Century when I was 16ish and making ill-advised forays into the dubious world of UK Garage (don't ask), in which D&G was a brand with much kudos in the clubs of London (yes clubs, I was a tall 16 year old). Often worn with crisp YSL shirt, D&G belt (like they came as a set or something) and black Valentino (!?) jeans. Ditched after a couple of years and replaced with a Citizen Nighthawk and then an ani/digi G-Shock, which are both much better although still not really my style at all nowadays. I went through a lot of identity shifts from teens to mid-twenties!
Over to you all, CONFESS!
DISCLAIMER: Before you all start with the Rikki Lake "who are we to judge, wear what you like" business that accompanies every WUS thread nowadays - I am not making value judgements on people who buy, like or chose to wear the aforementioned D&G or any other watch. This is simply a bit of fun for the WUS crowd, ok?