I just realized that I've never known a female to be into watches. I'm sure your wives all have just as many watches as you, but do they obsess over them, like we do? Do they post on these forums? Do they take PICTURES of their watches!!!!!
As a young lad, I asked my father why women's watches were so tiny. His answer was, "Because they don't buy them to tell time. It's just jewelry, and most wouldn't even notice if it stopped working, cause you can't see those little hands anyway, or the dials are unreadable, from precious stone clutter."
I think it's because they have that whole "biological clock" thing working for them.