Decided to bite the bullet and order myself the chronograph that had been calling me for a while, Oris Aquis Chrono. Just got it in from Watchmaxx today, and I think I may have to admit defeat on this one. Haven't run into much that's too big for my 8" wrists, but this one just about does it. It's hard to find good pictures of this thing anywhere so I thought I'd document it for those interested. Comparison shots are next to my Clipperton.
Overall, the diameter isn't what does it, it's the height. Damn thing is almost 19mm tall, and almost looks like a can stuck to the wrist. Better if you have the wrist straight and don't exaggerate it, but it's still up there. Probably going to end up sending it back, which is a shame. Great watch besides the height!